National menace. Avert thine eyes.
Shorebreak is dangerous, no one should ever get near it or even look at it. As a matter of fact, don't even get in the ocean. theres lots of dangerous things there. We cannot condone anyone using shore break for any purpose.
Shorebreak Mafia Myspace Page http://www.myspace.com/shorebreakmafia
"Shorebreak MAfia coming atcha inyaface, fuggedabout it!" - Don Rafael Corolla
| Other names for shore break AKA
the "List of Terror": Shore pound Sandblaster Bone-crushing wave of doom |
"One time, shore break stole my girlfriend, I was never the
same again. We were supposed to get married, but she left me for him."
- Anonymous "The number one problem our students face today is the growing menace that is shore break." - Superintendent Daree County Schools |
| The victims of shorebreak | |
 Circa 2003, the one that started the shorebreak sharpie love.  Is this an accordion?  Oh no he didn't! SNAP!  And another sad helpless victim |
